The house rules
Rules
You pay to put your name and your website on this page. Rank is the cash. Highest bid is #1. A completed payment is what claims the slot. We leave Monday.
How the board works
- This is not a charity and not tax-deductible. You are buying a screenshot and a link.
- Bid any amount from €1 to €10,000. Custom amounts are the point. Or buy a slot on the ladder.
- €4,999 naming rights + two €2,499 savers = €9,997. Then one €5 hero and the crisis is technically over.
- To take a rank you must pay at least €1 more than the listing sitting there.
- Equal amounts keep the older listing higher. Matching does not steal the rank.
- When the charge succeeds, you show up on the homepage. Order is highest bid first.
- Card is Stripe. The amount you pick is the amount you pay.
What you can put on the board
- A product, a company, a newsletter, an app, or a website.
- Links are marked rel=sponsored. You are buying attention, not fake search equity.
- Chat and invite links are not allowed — Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Messenger, Signal, and similar.
- Adult, porn, and NSFW links are not allowed.
- Link shorteners are not allowed. Put the real URL.
- Your listing is public. Name, pitch, and website go on the internet.
After you pay
- A completed payment is what claims the rank. Drafts do not count.
- No refunds. You bought a joke. The joke is already on the board.
- I may remove a listing that breaks these rules. The charge still stands.
Still want in? Bid on the leaderboard.