Moral Support
OpenThe €5 hero. If the two Relationship Savers and the Naming Rights sell, you close the €10,000. Technically.
€5
0 watching the apology · 0 since this disaster launched
I promised a vacation. Then I spent it on AI.
We are supposed to be gone. Keep bidding. I will buy Max from the boat.
We leave Monday. Your website on this homepage. Highest payer is #1.
Relationship recovery fund
€152
of €10,000 · 4 on the board · we leave Monday
- Flights — already booked
- Hotel she will accept
- Cocktails, not Claude
- Do not buy more Max
Girlfriend Approval Index
13/100
We leave Monday. The fund is a meme.
The index goes up when money comes in. If it overshoots, I buy more Max and attack the 1,454. She has been briefed. Do not make me explain a second dashboard.
They already paid. I hope they pay the rest.
Three websites I already put on the apology. €50 each, on the board, paid. If you are one of them: thank you. If you are not: outbid them.
Discover Cyclades
Paiddiscovercyclades.gr
Guides, ferries and hotels for the Cyclades. I already put you on the apology.
€50
AnotherSEOGuru
Paidanotherseoguru.com
SEO and web design in Greece that actually brings in customers. Yes I work here. Yes I still spent the money on AI.
€50
Mykonos Luxury
Paidmykonos.luxury
Villas, yachts, VIP. You craft the island. I crafted 1,454 unfinished AI projects.
€50
The arithmetic of a rescued relationship
€4,999 + €2,499 + €2,499 = €9,997
Vacation Naming Rights plus two Relationship Savers. Then one €5 hero and the vacation crisis is technically over. I will still buy Max if it overshoots.
This is not a donation page. This is ad inventory.
I promised my girlfriend a vacation. Then I discovered AI subscriptions. So I turned the crisis into sponsored slots. Put your website, SaaS, app, agency, newsletter, shop, or X account on the apology. Bid custom if you want. Rank is cash.
Permanent sponsored link
OpenYour website lives on this homepage. rel=sponsored. Cheap, permanent, slightly unhinged.
€29
Nice Sponsor
OpenBigger card. Favicon. Pitch. People will screenshot you next to the apology.
€69
Featured Product
OpenAbove the cheap seats. Your product, your URL, your one-line lie about helping a couple go to Greece.
€149
Date Night Sponsor
OpenOne dinner in Greece, billed to your brand. The only ad that might save a relationship.
€299
Vacation Partner
OpenHomepage credit: this vacation is partnered with you. Fat placement. We still leave Monday.
€999
Relationship Saver
2 leftTwo slots. You are why we might actually board. Hero placement. Sold out means sold out.
€2,499
Vacation Naming Rights
1 leftOne slot. The headline becomes: this trip exists because of you. That is how we hit €10,000.
€4,999
Hall of Relationship Saviors
Ranked by cash. Tap a row to steal it for €1 more. Your website stays on the homepage.
#4
G
George Kasiotis
€2
Paid.
Where the money went
An honest visualization of a vacation that is happening anyway.
Claude Max29%
1,454 unfinished projects22%
ChatGPT + Cursor + APIs20%
Ahrefs13%
This domain12%
The sundress she asked for4%
This simple side project made
€152
of €10,000 · we leave Monday · 1,454 projects still waiting